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“There is something about Christmas that requires a rug rat. Little kids make Christmas fun. I wonder if could rent one for the holidays. When I was tiny we would by a real tree and stay up late drinking hot chocolate and finding just the right place for the special decorations. It seems like my parents gave up the magic when I figured out the Santa lie. Maybe I shouldn't have told them I knew where the presents really came from. It broke their hearts.

I bet they'd be divorced by now if I hadn't been born. I'm sure I was a huge disappointment. I'm not pretty or smart or athletic. I'm just like them- an ordinary drone dressed in secrets and lies. I can't believe we have to keep playacting till I graduate. It's a shame we just can't admit that we have failed at family living, sell the house, split up the money, and get on with our lives. Merry Christmas.”
“Then she saw a star fall, leaving behind it a bright streak of fire. “Someone is dying,” thought the little girl, for her old grandmother, the only one who had ever loved her, and who was now dead, had told her that when a star falls, a soul was going up to God.”

“And when we give each other Christmas gifts in His name, let us remember that He has given us the sun and the moon and the stars, and the earth with its forests and mountains and oceans--and all that lives and move upon them. He has given us all green things and everything that blossoms and bears fruit and all that we quarrel about and all that we have misused--and to save us from our foolishness, from all our sins, He came down to earth and gave us Himself.”

This whole Santa Claus thing just doesn't make sense. Why all the secrecy? Why all the mystery?
If the guy exists why doesn't he ever show himself and prove it?
And if he doesn't exist what's the meaning of all this?
HOBBES:
I dunno. Isn't this a religious holiday?
CALVIN:
Yeah, but actually, I've got the same questions about God.”
“I need a weapon,” Valkyrie muttered.
“You’re an Elemental with a Necromancer ring, trained in
a variety of martial arts by some of the best ﬁghters in the world,” Skulduggery pointed out. “I’m fairly certain that makes you a weapon.”
“I mean a weapon you hold. You have a gun, Tanith has a sword... I want a stick.”
“I’ll buy you a stick for Christmas.”

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Sometimes it's a form of love just to talk to somebody that you have nothing in common with and still be fascinated by their presence. ~David Byrne
Love is a game that two can play and both win. ~Eva Gabor

Poetry spills from the cracks of a broken heart, but flows from one which is loved. ~Christopher Paul Rubero
The heart has its reasons that reason knows nothing of. ~Blaise Pascal, Pensées, 1670
I'm so in love, every time I look at you my soul gets dizzy. ~Jaesse Tyler

We're all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness - and call it love - true love. ~Robert Fulghum, True Love

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. ~Kay Knudsen

You learn to like someone when you find out what makes them laugh, but you can never truly love someone until you find out what makes them cry. ~Author Unknown

True love is when you put someone on a pedestal, and they fall - but you are there to catch them. ~Author Unknown

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. ~Author Unknown

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. ~Author Unknown

I climbed up the door and opened the stairs,
Said my pajamas and put on my prayers,
Then I turned off the bed and crawled into the light
All because you kissed me goodnight!

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“Live it up! You’re only middle-aged once!” - Martin Luther King, Jr. Just kidding. That’s a funny quote that graces the cover of one of our hilarious birthday cards made by Ephemera. But seriously, did you know that some of the great thinkers of modern history said some pretty spectacular things about birthdays? This long list includes birthday quotes funny enough to scribe inside any birthday card, so you can let the philosophers, politicians and celebrities do the talking for you. Celebrate your loved one’s birthday and quote all the greats. That way you can completely justify the overindulgence you’re about to take part in.

Find a birthday quote with humor, sentimentality and celebration rolled into one, like this fantastic quote by Frank Sinatra: "May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine." What a charmer, he was. How about some 50^th birthday famous quotes by Muhammad Ali? Cassius Clay himself said, "A man who views the world the same at 50 as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life." Other entertainers on this list of birthday quotes include Lucille Ball, Johnny Carson and George Harrison. Choice words by Shakespeare, Robert Browning, Oscar Wilde and Mark Twain are also accounted for, so you can certainly find a funny birthday quote to write inside a card for all your loved ones.

Here at NobleWorks Cards, we offer an unbeatable selection of hilarious, clever, irreverent and thoughtful birthday cards to honor all your aging-inclined pals. Plus, all of our cards are printed in the U.S. on eco-friendly paper and ship free straight to your doorstep, so you get an eco-friendly, budget-friendly and humor-friendly card for everyone on your list.

Famous, Funny Birthday Quotes
Muhammad Ali
"A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life."
Kitty Collins
"Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life."
George Harrison
"All the world is a birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much."
Unknown
"Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today is my birthday, and it said that I need an upgrade."
Norman Wisdom
"As you get older, three things happen: The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two."
Andre Gide
"At times is it seems that I am living my life backward, and that at the approach of old age my real youth will begin. My soul was born covered with wrinkles. Wrinkles my ancestors and parents most assiduously put there and that I had the greatest trouble removing."
Greg Evans
"Birthday is a salty word if you're not a fan of cake and ice cream."
Unknown
"Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake."
Unknown
"Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs."
John Glenn
"For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday."
Robert Browning
"Grow old along with me the best is yet to be."
Shakespeare
"How far that little candle throws his beams!"
Ellen Glasgow
"It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me."
Mark Twain
"Life would be infinitely better if we could be born at the age of eighty, and gradually approach eighteen."
Frank Sinatra
"May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine."
Robert Lynd
"Most of us can remember a time when a birthday - especially if it was one's own - brightened the world as if a second sun has risen."
Thomas Moore
"My Birthday! What a different sound that word had in my youthful ear."
Malcolm Forbes
"Old age is not for sissies."
Oscar Wilde
"One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell anything."
Jean Ritcher
"Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time."
Martin Buxbaum
"Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts."
Audrey Hepburn
"Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same."
Elizabeth Staton
"The heyday of a woman's life is the shady side of fifty."
Oscar Wilde
"The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything."
Lucille Ball
"The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."
Johnny Carson
"The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other."
Franklin Adams
"There must be a day or two in a man's life when he is the precise age for something important."
Shakespeare
"There was a star dance, and under that was I born."
Robert Frost
"Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty."
Shakespeare
"To me, fair friend, you never can be old. For as you were when first your eye I eyed. Such seems your beauty still."
Lucy Larcom
"Whatever with the past has gone, the best is always yet to come."
Mark Twain
"When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years."
Unknown
"Youth is the best time to be rich, and the best time to be poor."

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"Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional." Chili Davis

"All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much." George Harrison

"There is still no cure for the common birthday." John Glenn

"Let them eat cake." Marie Antoinette

"When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?" Lisa Loeb

"My mother asked me what I wanted for my birthday, so I said I wanted to read poetry with her." Guy Johnson

"When I was little I thought, isn't it nice that everybody celebrates on my birthday? Because it's July 4th." Gloria Stuart

"Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest." Larry Lorenzoni

"Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new." Sammy Hagar

"All your dreams can come true if you have the courage to pursue them." Walt Disney

"Don't try the cake. Go for the icing. Happy Birthday!" Liam Holland, age 8

"Before you were conceived I wanted you. Before you were born I loved you. Before you were here an hour I would die for you. This is the miracle of love." Maureen Hawkins

"Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time." Jean Paul Richter

"They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body." Anonymous

"Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year: The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again." Menachem Mendel Schneerson

"There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents... and only one for birthday presents, you know." Lewis Carroll

"So many good things come in pairs, like ears, socks and panda bears. But, best of all are the set of twins, with extra laughter, double grins." Anonymous

"They share a birthday and a name, but moods and tempers aren't the same. Although at times they may dispute, their loyalty is absolute." Anonymous

"God bless you and keep you, God smile on you and gift you, God look you full in the face and make you prosper."

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"This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time."
- Chuck Palahnuik (author Fight Club)

"Live life to the fullest."
-Ernest Hemingway

"Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save."
-Will Smith

"The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions."
-Alfred Adler

"The happiest moments of my life have been the few which I have passed at home in the bosom of my family."
-Thomas Jefferson

"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope and that enables you to laugh at life's realities."
-Dr. Seuss

"Life is just a bowl of cherries."
-Anonymous

"Life becomes useless and insipid when we have no longer either friends or enemies."
-Queen Christina of Sweden

"The dream was always running ahead of me. To catch up, to live for a moment in unison with it, that was the miracle."
-Anais Nin

"Life is a warfare and a stranger's sojourn, and after fame is oblivion."
-Marcus Aurelius

"Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced."
-Soren Kierkegaard

"A lawful kiss is never worth a stolen one."
-Guy De Maupassant

"To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world."
-Anonymous

"Time is an illusion, lunchtime, doubly so."
-Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

"Man is immortal; therefore he must die endlessly. For life is a creative idea; it can only find itself in changing forms"
-Rabindranath Tagore

"Life must be lived as play."
-Plato

"Life is short and so is money."
-Bertolt Brecht

"I believe in a lively disrespect for most forms of authority."
-Rita Mae Brown

"I have learned, that if one advances confidently in the direction of his dreams, and endeavors to live the life he has imagined, he will meet with a success unexpected in common hours."
-Henry David Thoreau

"Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood."
-Helen Keller

"Do, or do not... There is no try."
-Yoda, The Empire Strikes Back

"Life is half spent before one knows what life is."
-French Proverb

"Music is a moral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything."
-Plato

"Let us learn to show our friendship for a man when he is alive and not after he is dead."
-F. Scott Fitzgerald

"Ever since dying came into fashion, life hasn't been safe."
-Anonymous

"If life is a bowl of cherries, then what am I doing in the pits?"
-Erma Bombeck

"If you give your life as a wholehearted response to love, then love will wholeheartedly respond to you."
-Marianne Williamson

"The value of life is not in the length of days, but in the use we make of them; a man may live long yet very little."
-Michel de Montaigne

"I regret that I have but one life to give for my country."
-Nathaniel Hawthorne

"Life is sobs, sniffles, and smiles, with sniffles predominating."
-Ogden Nash

"Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter."
-Martin Luther King, Jr.

"After all these years I see that I was mistaken about Eve in the beginning; it is better to live outside the Garden with her than inside it without her."
-Mark Twain

"I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear."
-Woody Allen

"That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another...."
-Charlie Brown

"Whatever I have tried to do in life, I have tried with all my heart to do it well; whatever I have devoted myself to, I have devoted myself completely; in great aims and in small I have always thoroughly been in earnest."
-Charles Dickens

"Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot."
-Charlie Chaplin

"To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance."
-Oscar Wilde

"But better die than live mechanically a life that is a repetition of repetitions."
-D.H. Lawrence