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“There is something about Christmas that requires a rug rat. Little kids make Christmas fun. I wonder if could rent one for the holidays. When I was tiny we would by a real tree and stay up late drinking hot chocolate and finding just the right place for the special decorations. It seems like my parents gave up the magic when I figured out the Santa lie. Maybe I shouldn't have told them I knew where the presents really came from. It broke their hearts.

I bet they'd be divorced by now if I hadn't been born. I'm sure I was a huge disappointment. I'm not pretty or smart or athletic. I'm just like them- an ordinary drone dressed in secrets and lies. I can't believe we have to keep playacting till I graduate. It's a shame we just can't admit that we have failed at family living, sell the house, split up the money, and get on with our lives. Merry Christmas.”
“Then she saw a star fall, leaving behind it a bright streak of fire. “Someone is dying,” thought the little girl, for her old grandmother, the only one who had ever loved her, and who was now dead, had told her that when a star falls, a soul was going up to God.” 

 “And when we give each other Christmas gifts in His name, let us remember that He has given us the sun and the moon and the stars, and the earth with its forests and mountains and oceans--and all that lives and move upon them. He has given us all green things and everything that blossoms and bears fruit and all that we quarrel about and all that we have misused--and to save us from our foolishness, from all our sins, He came down to earth and gave us Himself.” 

This whole Santa Claus thing just doesn't make sense. Why all the secrecy? Why all the mystery?
If the guy exists why doesn't he ever show himself and prove it?
And if he doesn't exist what's the meaning of all this?
HOBBES:
I dunno. Isn't this a religious holiday?
CALVIN:
Yeah, but actually, I've got the same questions about God.” 
“I need a weapon,” Valkyrie muttered.
“You’re an Elemental with a Necromancer ring, trained in
a variety of martial arts by some of the best fighters in the world,” Skulduggery pointed out. “I’m fairly certain that makes you a weapon.”
“I mean a weapon you hold. You have a gun, Tanith has a sword... I want a stick.”
“I’ll buy you a stick for Christmas.” 

Funny Christmas Quotes About Life Friends School Love Girls Life Lessons Men Exams Friends and bestfriends School Teachers 

Funny Christmas Quotes About Life Friends School Love Girls Life Lessons Men Exams Friends and bestfriends School Teachers

Funny Christmas Quotes About Life Friends School Love Girls Life Lessons Men Exams Friends and bestfriends School Teachers

Funny Christmas Quotes About Life Friends School Love Girls Life Lessons Men Exams Friends and bestfriends School Teachers

Funny Christmas Quotes About Life Friends School Love Girls Life Lessons Men Exams Friends and bestfriends School Teachers

Funny Christmas Quotes About Life Friends School Love Girls Life Lessons Men Exams Friends and bestfriends School Teachers

Funny Christmas Quotes About Life Friends School Love Girls Life Lessons Men Exams Friends and bestfriends School Teachers

Funny Christmas Quotes About Life Friends School Love Girls Life Lessons Men Exams Friends and bestfriends School Teachers

Funny Christmas Quotes About Life Friends School Love Girls Life Lessons Men Exams Friends and bestfriends School Teachers

Funny Christmas Quotes About Life Friends School Love Girls Life Lessons Men Exams Friends and bestfriends School Teachers

Funny Christmas Quotes About Life Friends School Love Girls Life Lessons Men Exams Friends and bestfriends School Teachers