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• Todd Barry
  I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.
• Jack Handey
  If you’re at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don’t like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like you’re eating it, but instead, put it all in your lap and form it into a big mushy ball. Then, later, when you’re out back having cigars with the boys, let out a big fake cough and throw the ball to the ground. Then say, ‘Boy, these are good cigars!’
• Bob Smith
  It wasn't easy telling my family that I'm gay. I made my carefully worded announcement at Thanksgiving. It was very Norman Rockwell. I said, Mom, would you please pass the gravy to a homosexual? She passed it to my father. A terrible scene followed.
• Phyllis Diller
  My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.
• Michael Dresser
  Thanksgiving is America's national chow-down feast, the one occasion each year when gluttony becomes a patriotic duty.
• Robert Caspar Lintner
  Thanksgiving was never meant to be shut up in a single day.
• Jay Leno
  Thanksgiving, when the Indians said, 'Well, this has been fun, but we know you have a long voyage back to England.'
• Ted Allen
  The funny thing about Thanksgiving, or any huge meal, is that you spend 12 hours shopping for it and then chopping and cooking and braising and blanching. Then it takes 20 minutes to eat it and everybody sort of sits around in a food coma, and then it takes four hours to clean it up.
• Dylan Brody
  You know that just before that first Thanksgiving dinner there was one wise, old Native American woman saying, "Don’t feed them. If you feed them, they’ll never leave."
• Stephen Evans
  Thanksgiving is nothing but a toast to genocide.
• Merle Shain
  The act is unjustifiable that either begs for a blessing, or, having succeeded gives no thanksgiving.
• O. Henry
  There is one day that is ours. There is one day when all we Americans who are not self-made go back to the old home to eat saleratus biscuits and marvel how much nearer to the porch the old pump looks than it used to.

  Funny ThanksGiving Quotes About Life Friends School Love Girls Life Lessons Men Exams Friends and bestfriends School Teachers 

  

  Funny ThanksGiving Quotes About Life Friends School Love Girls Life Lessons Men Exams Friends and bestfriends School Teachers 

  

  Funny ThanksGiving Quotes About Life Friends School Love Girls Life Lessons Men Exams Friends and bestfriends School Teachers

  

  Funny ThanksGiving Quotes About Life Friends School Love Girls Life Lessons Men Exams Friends and bestfriends School Teachers

  

  Funny ThanksGiving Quotes About Life Friends School Love Girls Life Lessons Men Exams Friends and bestfriends School Teachers

  

  Funny ThanksGiving Quotes About Life Friends School Love Girls Life Lessons Men Exams Friends and bestfriends School Teachers

  

  Funny ThanksGiving Quotes About Life Friends School Love Girls Life Lessons Men Exams Friends and bestfriends School Teachers

  
  

  

  Funny ThanksGiving Quotes About Life Friends School Love Girls Life Lessons Men Exams Friends and bestfriends School Teachers

  

  Funny ThanksGiving Quotes About Life Friends School Love Girls Life Lessons Men Exams Friends and bestfriends School Teachers

  

  Funny ThanksGiving Quotes About Life Friends School Love Girls Life Lessons Men Exams Friends and bestfriends School Teachers

  

  Funny ThanksGiving Quotes About Life Friends School Love Girls Life Lessons Men Exams Friends and bestfriends School Teachers